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Well, these are just pure class. The one liners which put us on the map. Over 1 years worth of genius....Firstly, these are my offerings The llamas have escaped. But john was more interested in whether they would carry his luggage for him. -------------------------------------------------- Gerard The Leg Eater was classed today as an "Animal" ---------------------------------------------------- Jeremiah!! Put that drinks machine down you can't use it for your technology coursework ---------------------------------------------------- support the jesus army he will be back he will come on jesus save my life save all of our lives This message was funded by the Jesus Army. This army has the longest, hardest tests and fitness battles in the world longer than the marines and the air force. YOU CAN DO IT!!!!! JESUS ARMY BE THE BEST ---------------------------------------------------- Jump aboard! Your all a welcome apart from that young boy in the string vest ----------------------------------------------------
And some more of my offerings..... Hello my name's Colin Verbatim ---------------------------------------------------- The laughs hung around the room like a smell lingers for so long in the elephant house ---------------------------------------------------- Perry counted the change in his hand and slowly walked towards the badger den ---------------------------------------------------- Some Arabs flew past in a transit van with weapons but Mick just put it down to "society today" ---------------------------------------------------- So there was Reg donning his new mack how he thought the ladies would be impressed ---------------------------------------------------- The boy turned round and saw a young girl swinging a lollipop violently towards him. ---------------------------------------------------- Hurry back! You don't want to miss putting a mince pie out for Santa ---------------------------------------------------- Let the games commence! first up....... Enormous Bill with his flying Chicken impression ---------------------------------------------------- Run from that fish! its insane i tell you wrong in the head! ---------------------------------------------------- We hope that there is no need for a fight over who keeps the toy raft. ---------------------------------------------------- your dissaperance worries me greatly i shall send a search party if you don't return by sundown
And here are Ali's wonderous offerings! POP UP VIDEO POP INTO POP UP VIDEO POP POP POP UP VIDEO 80'S WHY ARE DURAN DURAN ON A BOAT? WHY IS LIONAL RITCHIE DANCING ON THE CEILING? WHY IS MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKING LIKE A MONSTER? FIND OUT ON............................... POP UP VIDEO No Leave the shoes. There are enough to go round ---------------------------------------------------- Well Well Well We meet again Mr Fond ur i mean Jolly, Mr Jolly ---------------------------------------------------- As he watched, they continued to slap the man as if he were a fish ---------------------------------------------------- there was nothing he could do, the man had fallen on his face............rather uncaringly he continued with his book ---------------------------------------------------- 'Look what i can do with my chewing gum' he said, Harvey Pelican was not impressed. ---------------------------------------------------- After a long period of deciding what to do, Sir Alan Ape thought it only polite to agree to the queen's raft race challenge. ---------------------------------------------------- 'why would he do such a thing' asked the sad tortoise after Mr Frog stole his only sink plug --------------------------------------------------- "5, 6, 7, 8!" Boy did John Virgo hate that song ---------------------------------------------------- "Slam Dunk!!" that was Harold Tent's favourite sexual metaphor ---------------------------------------------------- After several rather racist remarks Jimmy Gold was chased out of China Town ---------------------------------------------------- "What if jam wasn't real?" said Squire Lemon. Mr Dragon knew he was a twat but didn't want to point it out and seem rude. ---------------------------------------------------- with a tear in his eye he said "wham! bam! thank you spam" ---------------------------------------------------- He really loved that duck --------------------------------------------------- As the sun set in the east, Jeremy pondered if it was likley that his late father was killed by a stray giraffe ---------------------------------------------------- "Tra La La" sang david lester moments before the turtle hurtled towards him brandishing a rather dangerous looking Dyson Hoover ---------------------------------------------------- 'damn i thought i knew the code, the evil doctor Jiff won't get away with this' Freddie Slam always played up when he couldn't get into his briefcase 'damn i thought i knew the code, the evil doctor Jiff won't get away with this' Freddie Slam always played up when he couldn't get into his briefcase ---------------------------------------------------- Graeme Fridge thought it was very funny to make fun of Bill Oddie. 5 days later he was dead. ---------------------------------------------------- "4-4-2, i think" Even after spying a flock of ducks flying south, Barry Davies couldn't get football out of his mind ---------------------------------------------------- As Armageddon grew ever closer, all Beryl could think about was Gordon the Gopher. ---------------------------------------------------- Ironically, Gerald Operation wasn't a real doctor. ---------------------------------------------------- After a long arguement with Dave Lee Travis, Josh 'the pudding king', rode into the sunset. However fred didn't. he had no legs ---------------------------------------------------- 'FIVE, FIVE!' 'FIVE, FIVE!' 'FIVE, FIVE!' 'FIVE, FIVE, FIVE,FIVE,FIVE,FIVE!' 'FIVE, FIVE, FIVE,FIVE' 'FIVE' 'SIX?' Bill 'one number' Grip finally snapped today ---------------------------------------------------- '1-2-3-4 get with the wicked!' Fred's gun soon put an end to that ---------------------------------------------------- 'god, if i saw that ronnie corbet, i'd smash him up good style!' a disbelieving Ken made the 'all talk' hand gesture And these were given the Gold Star rating.... **Standing on the station platform they threw " Batons de chocolat noir au cappuccino" at the unlucky strangers waiting for the 7:57** ---------------------------------------------------- #What if Bob was one of us# Fred Giles knew these weren't the real words but was quoted as saying 'I don't give a damn what the Fox thinks.'****