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Big Mitch, The Poor, Defenceless, 400lbs American God (From Michigan to Chester, 1994-96)
Residing in our home town for a brief 2 year spell, Big Mitch changed many lives and became an adopted citizen of Chester, England.
The Editor and Sandwichian Mark were forever changed by his teachings and wise words (incuding his dress code - the lumberjack shirt became a prominent part of the Editor's fashion sense for a short time).
Big Mitch was a deeply religious man who followed Christ's word and read the Bible each night from front to back. He travelled from his home (shown below to spread his teachings in a church in Chester, shown even further below).
This page pays homage to the best tourist to ever grace these Isles.
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Mitch's Teachings and Memories
The Editor and Sandwichian Mark now list their favourite memories of a man who is the second son of God.....
1) His generosity. Big Mitch was always willing to give a helping hand, lending us money for endless supplies of sweets and candy. (Yet we believe this is so because we feel he never truly understood the British currency and was therefore spending his money frivolously).
His endless supply of Reece's Pieces made us wonder whether he had his own cartel for candy bars.
2) His love for all people (Especially his Mom). The amount of trees used because of Big Mitch's over-frequent sending of letters to his mom nearly had local environmentalists up in arms.
3) Big Mitch's dress code. It is rumoured that one of the reasons Big Mitch left the UK was because of the harsh wintry weather. Yet, his dress code was always somewhat questionable. His clothing never seemed to change, like that of a cartoon character, but his jumberjack shirt became a fashion statement of the mid-nineties.
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More Big Mitch Memories
4) The "Greed Game". The Editor and Sandwichian Mark were taught a harsh lesson and made to look foolish by Big Mitch's Greed Game. His incredible wisdom was put into a game containing srewed up paper, mars bars, 50 pence coins and numerous £20 notes . He made us out to be blind rats after mental torcher that can only compared with a game of chess.
5) Fascination with Cadbury's Cream Eggs. For such a big man he found his appetite was satisfied with small Cream Eggs bought in large amounts. He was overcome by the amount on sale in the UK compared with his home nation that we believe he possibly went home to set up a small Cream Egg business.
6) Stealing Sandwichian Mark's coffee table. Although not a criminal (at least not on record...) Big Mitch's parting gesture was to steal Sandwichian Marks's coffee table which had been lent to him when he arrived with just a suitcase and a teddy bear.
Where is he now????
There have been many rumours circulating about what Big Mitch is up to these days. After his sad departure 5 years ago we have these suggestions on Big Mitch's current life.....
1) He has ben taken over by aliens as an ambassador for the human race because of his God-like nature.
2) That he coaches a small American soccer team after witnessing a terrific performance by the Editor and Sandwichian Mark in our less than triumphant season. His interest however never subsided.
3) That he has started a cult devoted to Cream Eggs, and plans to tour the world with his disciples.
IF YOU HAVE READ THIS MITCH - PLEASE CONTACT THE EDITOR VIA EMAIL NOW!!
We don't have a photo of Mitch so he lives only in our memories. But he did bear a resemblance to the late, great John Candy.
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